{"id":15779,"date":"2024-03-03T21:20:50","date_gmt":"2024-03-04T02:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mohawknationnews.com\/blog\/?p=15779"},"modified":"2024-03-03T21:25:21","modified_gmt":"2024-03-04T02:25:21","slug":"get-your-cosmik-degree-at-indigenous-mcgill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mohawknationnews.com\/blog\/2024\/03\/03\/get-your-cosmik-degree-at-indigenous-mcgill\/","title":{"rendered":"GET YOUR “COSMIK DEGREE” AT INDIGENOUS MCGILL"},"content":{"rendered":"

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MNN. Mar. 3, 2024. There’s only one rule when you are in a fight. WIN! As you read “Indigenous McGill”, listen to the maestro, Frank Zappa, who eerily mimics what’s been going on:\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lyrics<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Mystery Man came over<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ he said: “I’m outa-sight!”<\/em><\/strong>
\nHe said, for a nominal service charge<\/em><\/strong>
\nI could reach Nirvana t’nite<\/em><\/strong>
\nIf I was ready, willing ‘n able<\/em><\/strong>
\nTo pay him his regular fee<\/em><\/strong>
\nHe would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs<\/em><\/strong>
\nAnd devote His Attention to me<\/em><\/strong>
\nBut I said<\/em><\/strong>
\nLook here brother<\/em><\/strong>
\nWho you jivin’ with that Cosmik Debris?<\/em><\/strong>
\nNow what kind of a mask man are you anyway?<\/em><\/strong>
\nLook here brother<\/em><\/strong>
\nDon’t you waste your time on me<\/em><\/strong>
\nThe Mystery Man got nervous<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ he sorta, fidget around a bit<\/em><\/strong>
\nHe reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ he whipped out a shaving kit<\/em><\/strong>
\nNow, I thought it was a razor<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ a can of foamin’ goo<\/em><\/strong>
\nBut he told me right then when the top popped open<\/em><\/strong>
\nThere was nothin’ his box won’t do<\/em><\/strong>
\nWith the oil of Afro-dytee<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ the dust of the Grand Wazoo<\/em><\/strong>
\nHe said<\/em><\/strong>
\n“You might not believe this Pancho, but it’ll fix up that war paint for you too”<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ I said<\/em><\/strong>
\nLook here brother (thank you mask man. thank you)<\/em><\/strong>
\nWho you jivin’ with that Cosmik Debris?<\/em><\/strong>
\nAh, mask man is a faggot<\/em><\/strong>
\nLook here brother<\/em><\/strong>
\nDon’t you waste your time on me<\/em><\/strong>
\nI’ve got troubles of my own, I said<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ you can’t help me out<\/em><\/strong>
\nSo take your meditations an’ your preparations<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ ram it up yer snout<\/em><\/strong>
\n“BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL!”, he said<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ held it to his horse<\/em><\/strong>
\nSo I snatched it<\/em><\/strong>
\nAll away from him<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ I showed him how to do it right of course<\/em><\/strong>
\nI wrapped a newspaper ’round my head<\/em><\/strong>
\nSo I’d look like I was Deep<\/em><\/strong>
\nI said some Mumbo Jumbos then<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ told him he was goin’ to sleep<\/em><\/strong>
\nI robbed his rings<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ pocket watch<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ everything else I found<\/em><\/strong>
\nI had that sucker hypnotized<\/em><\/strong>
\nHe couldn’t even make a sound<\/em><\/strong>
\nI proceeded to tell him his future then<\/em><\/strong>
\nAs long as he was hanging around<\/em><\/strong>
\nI said<\/em><\/strong>
\n“The price of pajamas has just gone up<\/em><\/strong>
\nAn’ yer ol’ swarmy have just gone down”<\/em><\/strong>
\nLook here swarmy<\/em><\/strong>
\nWho you jivin’ with that Cosmik Debris?<\/em><\/strong>
\n(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Seattle poncho who can tell anymore?)<\/em><\/strong>
\nDon’t you know<\/em><\/strong>
\nYou could make more money in sindication<\/em><\/strong>
\nSo don’t you waste your time on me<\/em><\/strong>
\nOhm shonty, ohm shonty, ohm shonty-ohm<\/em><\/strong>
\nSource: Musixmatch<\/em><\/strong>
\nSongwriters: Frank Zappa<\/em><\/strong>
\nCosmik Debris lyrics \u00a9 Munchkin Music Co<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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